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guceubcuesu: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here. omg that’s not a gangbang, that’s a fucking threesome  
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eastnewyork: juelzsantana: dude Looks like he’s fucking a dude
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fearwhatyoudonttknoww:

WHY!?!?

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